We were all once a little monster. In our childhood, tumbling around seems to be our only duty. We shall never forget that:

Kids are great artists. Colouring books are never enough for their masterpieces. They are always searching for a world as large as their imagination. These small artists are fond of scratching their graffiti on storybooks and desks -- without boundary.

Kids are sweet-tooth gourmets. Veggies, proteins, cereals ... No way! Men cannot live on bread alone but children are definitely creatures that live on candies alone. Awake or asleep, they just crave for more cotton candies, chocolate bars and lollipops.

Kids are serial killers of toys. At the crime scene, you see naked Barbie lying with arms and legs scattering all over. Being caught red-handed, these underage murderers show no traces of evilness but a smile of ignorance.

Kids are fashion designers. Pink dress and fancy ribbons are the symbols of a little princess, but who does not want to grow up faster? With the magic done by their mamas’ lipstick and high heels, the girls become gorgeous superstars.

Although kids are mischievous monsters who mess things up, it is the privilege of children to disobey rules and regulations.

 

我們曾經都是百厭星，每天睜開眼便想搗亂，在家中建造自己的小天地。

小朋友都是大藝術家，在填色簿上怎能展示他們的才華呢？故事書加上桌子才是一張大畫布，讓他們發揮自己的小宇宙。

小朋友都是美食家，他們的評分準則是：糖果便好吃。小朋友可以不吃飯，但不可以不吃糖，就算做夢都會見到自己躺在棉花糖雲上品嚐著巧克力。

小朋友都是玩具殺手，你會在兇案現場見到斷了手腳及被脫去衣服的Barbie，手法有點殘忍，但這班殺手其實並不懷惡意。

小朋友都是潮流教主，而每個小女生都想快點長大成美麗動人的淑女，有了媽媽的高踭鞋、指甲油和紅唇膏，可愛的粉紅色裙子都要扔到一邊。

雖然這班百厭星百厭得令人頭痛，但無視規矩亂來絕對是小朋友的特權。